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Snakes lay strange eggs.

This episode is not explicit.

Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael

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TRANSCRIPT

Snakes lay leathery eggs.

Snake eggs are always oblong and soft, kind of like the deflated balloon you find still tied to the mailbox a week after no one showed up to your birthday party, because it it turned out no one actually got the invitations you sent, because you used the outdated 34 cent stamps that were lying around, not the Forever Stamps, but how were you to know, and at the time you were so proud that you sent the invites all by yourself but it you just failed again, and the letters were all returned to sender on the same day in a big batch, the worst belated present.

Anyway they use their egg tooth to break out of them.

Snakes lay strange eggs.