May the Force be Crazy! - Episode 18

Published: May 7, 2020, midnight

In This Episode, Curtis Goes From Speaking about Star Wars Day, to Giving His Craziest Advice Yet, to Talking to Himself, to him Speaking about What to Speak About! This Episode has it All!
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TRANCRIPT:
Curtis                 
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! I'm your host, Curtis Elton and I what are we gonna be speaking about today? I have no idea. So let's get right to it. Two days ago, it was Cinco De Mayo and that's all I have to say about that. But not one, not two, But three days ago It was Star Wars Day. So may the force speak with you! With Me? You Mean it? Ain't you a Sweetheart?! Go! Buy Yourself Something Nice! Go! STOP!!! Don't go anywhere! Before we move on, I have a quick tip for you. Yes you, You (Taps on Microphone), Right There! Yes. Not behind you. Not in front of you but you. Yeah, I'm looking at you kid See! Now here's how to annoy everybody around you. Yes, you, You, You, You, You! Ah! this is driving me Crazy! 101. So let's get to it. Hey, man, can I borrow your phone? Your a Phone! Can I get a glass of Water? Your water. Can I borrow some cash? Your Cash! Oy Vey! I cannot get through to this kid. He's crazy! There you have it. How to annoy somebody 101! Back to you Curtis! Wait. No, I am Curtis. Okay, then. Back to you, Curtis. Wait! Deja vu all over again. Somebody Help Me! I'm going crazy. Well, that's all I've got left to say, so I‘ve still got some time to Fill. I think! I'm Not a wearing a watch. Crikey!. So, uh, anybody got any ideas? What to do, What to do? There's nobody around here! Stupid! Let's see. Oh, I got it. Can I say, I said, I said, Can I get an Amen?! Thank you! Oh, by the way, you’ve got a little something right there! Ha! Made you Look! Now I've done that, that's all I've got for today. So I'll just have to end the show right there. Thank you for listening to another episode of Listen! Listen!, Listen! Happy Cinco De Mayo! Happy Star Wars Day! May the force be with you. Catch you Later Hasta la Vista Baby! I'm Outta Here! Buh-Bye! (Breathes in and Out Like Darth Vader) Luke, I am your Father. What? You?! Out of Everybody You?! Oh, Come On! Wait till everybody hears about this! They’re going to go Crazy!