Catherynne M. Valente | How to Become a Mars Overlord

Published: Aug. 3, 2010, 7:01 a.m.

b'Welcome, Aspiring Potentates! We are tremendously gratified at your interest in our little red project, and pleased that you recognize the potential growth opportunities inherent in whole-planet domination. Of course we remain humble in the face of such august and powerful interests, and seek only to showcase the unique and challenging career paths currently available on the highly desirable, iconic, and oxygen-rich landscape of Mars. | Copyright 2010 by Catherynne M. Valente. Narrated by Robin Sachs.\\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices'