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b'This week we\'re reading "Fat Vampire" by Johnny B. Truant. That\'s right, FAT VAMPIRE. If you\'ve had your fill of svelte, sexy vampires with their glistening skin and their charming bad boy attitudes, just wait until you meet Reggie. Not only is he a portly klutz, he\'s got the power to grow a full goatee in a matter of seconds. This one is an instant classic!'