Fat Vampire 2

Published: Oct. 6, 2018, midnight

b'This week we\'re reading "Fat Vampire 2" by Johnny B. Truant. What better time of year to catch up with our old sad-sack friend the FAT VAMPIRE than Halloween? Our hero is still fat and still a vampire, only this time he\'s mired in red tape, trying to navigate the confusing bureaucracy of the Vampire underworld. Spooky stuff!'