UFOs Winking Out of Non-Linear Space Time...and Joe Biden

Published: May 1, 2019, 5:16 p.m.

The US Navy patents an aircraft that looks remarkably like a UFO. Oh yeah, it moves really fast through air, water, and space. Why? It REMOVES itself from the local space time continuum \U0001f635 wtf...? Joe Biden arrives with a resounding polling number, but the DNC has other plans. Sorry, pops, ain\u2019t going to happen.