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American Presidents are controversial folks, but there's one problem they all can agree on: Too many of them keep getting shot and they don't like that.  And that's why we've got the Secret Service, an elite squad of total long rods that have managed to keep most of the Presidents safe.  So today we're gonna take a walk down the long history of the Secret Service, from Lincoln's ironic-ish death and drunk bodyguards to Obama's tendency to get rushed by reality show stars and mental patients.