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KFC and Feitelberg run through Barstool Front Page: African salmonella can make your testicles explode like a volcano. Indian man kills himself because his wife wouldn't hand over the remote. Why are these porn stars dying?

Voicemails include: As a guy would you rather wear high heels or a belly shirt? Would you rather 1 dick for $50,000 or would you rather get $1,000 for every dick you suck? What animal would you want to shrink to the size of a cat? If animals could talk which would be the most annoying? What will always be in fashion no matter how much time passes? What Barstool employees would you pick to go on the Oregon Trail with you?