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KFC and Feitelberg recap the stories of the week. Papa John's is now blaming Colin Kaepernick for declining sales. The Cleveland Browns Browns'd themselves once again. Eleven from Stranger Things can spit BARS so hot it's almost worrisome. AROD texted JLO from the bathroom on their first date, is that a power move or not? The Pope is pissing off his husband, GOD, by falling asleep while praying. New voicemails include: accidentally sending screenshots of texts with your girlfriend back to your gf. Girl shares location with her mom at all times. Chick lied to her boyfriend about not liking oral sex. Throwback questions include: Best fat athlete of all time. Would you rather eat as much as you want and not get fat or eat for free for the rest of your life? Would you rather have every single one of your teams win a championship in a year or have 10 clean punches to Dave Portnoy's dumb face?