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b'Ready for a laugh? We take two fast-talking and sleep-deprived Irish people and lock them in a shed. They talk. Fast. They tackle the big issues. From Nursing Home Patients in Emergency Departments to the great Sectarian Potato Snack debate. (Try to guess who had had coffee and who hadn\\u2019t.) \\n\\nDave Hartin is from Northern Ireland (or \\u201cNorn Iron\\u201d) and from East Anglia too. Ipswich seems to have a bit going on. They arranged for a stall at the last SMACC to make people aware of this.\\n\\nEnough medicine already! Lets talk about the more serious matters, possibly the major diplomatic elephant in the room. They didn\\u2019t sort it out in the Good Friday Agreement. They pretended this problem wasn\\u2019t there when they handed out the Nobel Prizes. One of the most troubling problems since the troubles revolves around potatoes. There is a thing called Tayto. They are the best crisps in the world. Irish people need them to survive and have them shipped to every where an irish accent can be heard.\\n\\nI shall let Dave explain but it\\u2019s important that you know that there is a Northern Ireland Tayto and another Tayto from the Republic of Ireland.\\n\\nSome conflicts are just too difficult. Dave is from near Tandragee. (He is from Banbridge, less than 10 miles from Tandragee, which in Ulster terms is actually not that close.) Tandragee is not Ashbourne. It nearly comes to blows. \\n\\nI distracted Dave from his potato fuelled patriotism by moving the conversation onto Anglia where he was distracted by the Ipswich versus Norwich debate. (Phew.)\\n\\nIn no time we race through Emergency training in Ulster/Anglia and the huge drain of doctors out of Emergency in the UK to places like Australia. (Can\\u2019t see that improving with Brexit.)\\n\\nAnd in the end we show that human doctors all seem to have caffeine issues and should clearly not be trusted with fish.\\n\\n(Good luck to Rosie. Rest in Peace Teabag.)'