Dec 24-1, weekend edition: Bankman-Fried Greed, Bail Deal Steal Blues by Matthew Russell Lee, Inner City Press Bankman-Fried! Bankman-Fried! He said it was altruism but it was just greed!

Published: Dec. 24, 2022, 5:19 p.m.

Bankman-Fried Greed, Bail Deal Steal Blues
\nby Matthew Russell Lee, Inner City Press

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Bankman-Fried! Bankman-Fried!
\nHe said it was altruism but it was just greed!
\nTalking at Deal Book, parents on the take
\nFrom his Bahamas penthouse he said let them eat cake

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Invites from Congress even after the crash
\nBut soon Caroline Ellison had burned through the cash
\nAnd down in Bahamas, SBF in cuffs
\nTaken off the jail by some uniformed toughs

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So he cut a bail deal in advance with the SDNY
\nAnd into White Plains with the FBI did fly
\nInto his own special courtroom right at 1 pm
\nAnd by 4:30 he was flying out to Palo Alto again

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Invites from Congress even after the crash
\nBut soon Caroline Ellison had burned through the cash
\nNot the judge is off the case, it's gonna take a while
\nInner City Press is tweeting it, all the way to trial

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