The Pronto Pups Manifesto

Published: July 28, 2020, 1 a.m.

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We dive into the mind of a white conservative with an apex boomer-brain-rant that went viral on a beach town corndog stand's Facebook page.\\xa0 It's a chaotic manifesto that takes wild turns across the political compass and also just generally stupid.\\xa0 I would post the manifesto below but then you couldn't listen to me and my crack team of political analysts breakdown the schizopost.

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