The Spelling Match by Tudor Jenks

Published: Jan. 29, 2021, 2 p.m.

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IKNOW what I\'ll do," said the Green Goblin, to his friend the Will-o\'-the-Wisp. "I\'ll give a spelling-match."

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"With prizes?" asked the Will-o\'-the-Wisp.

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"Why, of course. One will be the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, another will be a wishing-cap, and the third will be\\u2014"

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"Shoes of invisibility," suggested the Will-o\'-the-Wisp.

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"No," the Green Goblin objected. "If you won those, you\'d disappear, and then where would you be?"

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"But that would make no difference," answered the Will-o\'-the-Wisp; "for no one can find me when they see me; and so if they can\'t see me, they can\'t find me any better than if they could see me\\u2014could they?"

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"Now you\'re mixing me up," said the Green Goblin, "and I want to go on with my spelling-match. The third prize will be a wishing-ring. And the fourth prize\\u2014I don\'t think I\'ll have more than three prizes. Maybe we won\'t have more than three prize-winners. Come on over to the White Owl\'s tree, and we\'ll have the Town Crier give out the notices."

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So they flitted over to the tree and found the Town Crier, who for a fee of four four-leafed clovers gave out the notice at the trysting-places of Fairyland, telling all the residents that on the first of April there would be a Great Spelling-Match at the Grotto of the Green Goblin, admission free, with prizes for the three best spellers.

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When the day came, the grotto was filled with an excited throng. There was the King and the Queen, the Princess, and the Lord High Chancellor. There was the old Witch, the Wizard, the Enchanter, and the youngest son of the Woodcutter. There were the Knight, the Squire, the Giant, the Dwarf, the Sultan, the Genie, the Pirate, the Bandit, the Schoolmaster, and the Teacher of Dancing.

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The Will-o\'-the-Wisp was not there, because the match was held at ten o\'clock a.m., and the Will-o\'-the-Wisp is out only at night. But the Green Goblin was so much interested in his other guests that he forgot the Will-o\'-the-Wisp entirely.

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When all were gathered, the refreshments were served by some small elves dressed in the Green Goblin\'s green livery. Everything was most delicious. There were syllabubs, pistachio nuts, greengages, philop\\u0153nas, nougatines, nectar and ambrosia, vitamines, doughnuts, and a lot of things with French and Italian names that were most delightful and melted in the mouth before you had time to taste them\\u2014together with bonbons and frozen sweets.

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But since the Giant went early to the refreshment room, there was not much left for the other guests, and all were glad when the Green Goblin declared it was time for the spelling-match.

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So next they all counted out with "Eena, mena, mona, mi," until their places in the spelling-line were fixed, and then they were arranged in the following order:

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First came the Giant, then came the Dwarf and the Enchanter, the King, the Chancellor, the Woodcutter\'s Son, the Wizard, the Knight, the Princess. After her was the Squire, then the Queen, the Pirate, the Genie, the Schoolmaster, the Teacher of Dancing, the Bandit, and last came the Sultan and the old Witch.

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