Published: Aug. 5, 2020, 3:49 a.m.
This week on Heavy Hands, Connor and Phil praise Derek Brunson for getting better, and squirt Derrick Lewis with the water bottle for thinking he gets to do the same.
- Who does Derrick Lewis think he is, trying to beĀ good at MMA? Selfish bastard! Anyway, he's probably going to send Alexei Oleinik to hell
- Chris Weidman vs Omari Akhmedov is one of those special fights: very weird, sort of depressing, but undeniably interesting
- Long Back Benny is back to sling punches with the very durable but not very damaging Scott Holtzman
- Has Nasrat Haqparast learned any lessons about fighting wrestlers since his loss to Marcin Held?
- plus: Shahbazyan's missing jab, Derek Brunson's rebirth, and Lando Vannata's continuing struggle to be reborn