FUHcast Episode 069: Fifty Shades FUHc'd

Published: Sept. 3, 2012, 4:59 a.m.

***WARNING: This episode is saturated with sexual content. Definitely not safe for work or impressionable kids.***  It's time to strap on your Bill and Jimmy caps and get down and dirty with the FUHcast! Jim moistens your show holes with sensual Rundown. Before jumping in the gutter, Jim gives us a patented SPOILER FREE review of kid-friendly ParaNorman. Jim also saw "cult" favorite The Big Lebowski at a suburban theater; a story which leads into a tirade on murderous urban hipsters and Sam Elliot's mustache. Shy-ah, She-a.......the kid from Transformers went on a television talk show and started a ridiculous tabloid sex scandal that FUH (and any outside of Hollywood press) quickly defuses. Also discussed: unsimulated sex. Amish kingpin Sam Mullet Sr. (not making that up) is back in the news. This time, the don of barn raising is sexing up the unattended married women in Amish country. Have you ever wanted to hear an 80 year old Canadian woman give you instructions on how to properly perform oral sex? Good! Japan is making people aware of AIDS one set of squeezable breasts at a time. The guys discuss their sexual education experiences; flatware and all. Bill and Jim attempt to make sense of the 50 Shades (of literary donkey load) phenomenon by way of a hilarious online erotic story generator. A Facebook question has the guys explaining some of the web's nastier sides of evil. Bill explains why the 69 (position) is generally not a good idea for anyone. The show wraps up with one last Facebook question and closes with another great voicemail from T3. Go wipe yourself down, take some money for a cab and we'll see you again next week!

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