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Jack begins this segment by asking Mike if people pilfer through his recycling. It’s a common practice where Jack lives. Jack then explains what “grocery shopping” is in regards to local radio host Howie Carr’s penchant for stealing office supplies.
On that note, Jack features three stories for “How Fucking Dumb Are You?”
- A woman from Sussex is under fire for calling the police when she missed McDonald’s breakfast. Jack has the audio of the call! You won’t want to miss this one.
- Waffle House employees are fired for pouring food on an inebriated customer, and filming it.
- A woman from Pennsylvania tries to steal an ambulance after robbing a convenience store, and realizes she doesn’t know how to drive it.