Episode 481: Brains
Part One: Rudy Guiliani’s Brains Seep Out of His Head!
Jack, Mike, and Nate here for this episode of Hardly Focused! Find Hardly Focused on your favorite podcast app, and on YouTube. Don’t forget to buy a shirt, and subscribe to Nate’s Sbassbear Comedy channel on the ‘Tube!
It’s an interesting Thanksgiving weekend, thanks to COVID-19. That didn’t stop Jack, Mike, and Nate from enjoying the holiday and spending it with their respective families. Let’s see how the Union fares over the coming days with infection rates.
Elsewhere, Rudy Ghoul-iani apparently has a radio show on 77 WABC in New York City. A chap by the name of Chris James – from Not Even a Show on YouTube – prank calls Rudy’s po’gram, asking about the black goo seeping from his head. Rudy tries to have fun with it; the keyword is “tries.”
Part Two: Florida Man Presents – A Pants-off Dance-off at Wawa!
This portion of Hardly Focused introduces a whole segment dedicated to Florida Man! In Southern Florida, a brawl inside a Wawa was filmed, featuring a severe lack of pants and some fantastic commentary from the man behind the camera. Jack points out during this segment that convenience stores have odd names – Wawa, Kum & Go, etc.
Part Three: How Many Times Has Joe Biden Won the Election?
Another week, another victory for President Joe Biden. Seriously, how many times can one man win an election? A Trump-financed vote recount in Wisconsin not only cements Biden’s win, but yields additional votes for him previously not counted!
Meanwhile, Mike educates Jack on the concept of a Presidential pardon. Needing shapes and colors to help him accomplish simple tasks, Jack equates pardons to thane-status in Skyrim. Hey, as Todd Howard famously said, “It just works!”
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