#115 - Young Sexy Everyone

Published: Sept. 11, 2014, 11:26 p.m.

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Why is everything an adaptation of a reboot of a sequel of a remake of a prequel?

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  • TALKING ABOUT OUR GENERATION: Multiple screens? What?! Yes it\'s true, Jakob would roll around on a waterbed of iPads if he could, touching all the touchpads with all his touchy bits.
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  • SMALLVILLE BATMAN: Going into that dark uncanny One World Title Valley, we find ourselves in the back alleys of Gotham, running for our lives from these young sexy villains.
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  • BATHROOMS: Sometimes you just gotta kick a bathroom door in, you know?
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