315 The Simone Is Back Classic
US CLASSIC
- Simone won, duh
- We detail all the quad records she set. With a fall. And a shattered toe.
- The upgrades \u2013 Moors, Fabrichnova, Van Leeuwen
- Thoughts on the weird floor scoring and her new choreography
- Riley McCusker was FANTASTIC
- Morgan Hurd's floor is a dream
- Why does Texas Dreams (almost) never compete AA at Classic?\xa0
- Shilese Jones is a silent assassin that NBC didn't show at all
- A little...social media drama...you might have heard about...
- All the times Jessica screamed internally
- Jordan Chiles' wonder woman Egyptian goddess leotard
- Luisa Blanco's side roll
- Madelyn Willians musicality clinic
- Deanne Soza and her Yezhova
- PAGING CAROL: We have some bonkers scores to discuss
- Tom Forster's excellent performance
- Kerry Perry pulled a Steve Penny
- The bizarre, stupid USAG judge shortage
- The good and bad of the NBC/Olympic Channel broadcast
- THE ARTFUL JUNIORS
- The GAGE gymnasts put on a beautiful, perfect show
- Kayla Di Cello and Jordan Bowers are the real deal
- Sunisa Lee casually won beam without a dismount
- All the times Jessica screamed internally, junior edition
- Olivia Greaves on bars
- Skye Blakely on floor
- Levi Jung-Ruivivar's PAIN OF A NATION
- Sophia Butler's non-background music
- Zoe Gravier's floor music, a deep discussion
- Trista Goodman's gold leotard and Beauty and the Frickin' Beast routine
- Cassie Rice's epic bars spotting
- Plus, what's infuriating us right now in US routines
- Kerry Perry went back to Congress and got BURNED \u2014 #ItWasThursday
- Aly tried to meet the new CEO of the USOC, and it went...not great
- John Engler continued to be an actual monster
- The presentation to the survivors at the ESPY Awards
- The Daniels Report progress page and the web of lies it reveals
- What's going on with Ashton Locklear, her coach, and those bullying reports
- A preview of the European Injury Championships, beginning this Thursday
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- Buy our awesome clothing and gifts\xa0here.
- Buy Miss Val's new book, Life is Short Don't Wait to Dance co-authored by Jessica's husband here
- 314: US Classic Preview with Mary Wise
- Spencer BlogCast: American Classic
- 313: Best Floor Routines EVAH! (Commissioned)
- 312: 4th Is the New 1st (Commissioned)
- 311: Tom Forster Is the New Martha
- 310: Suspension and Sabotage
- 309: Perfect Form \u2013 The O\u2019Beirne Code
- 308: 2004 Olympic All-Around Final (Commissioned)
- 307: SHAME \u2013 Congressional Hearings Edition
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