I dip. You dip. We dip?

Published: Aug. 17, 2020, 6 a.m.

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First off, I\\u2019m concerned because I don\\u2019t think today\\u2019s product is a new product; and yet, no one has told me about it and also because I think it\\u2019s one of those products that should always be refrigerated. But, it\\u2019s a shelf product and it clearly says \\u201crefrigerate after opening.\\u201d Now, that also is like clearly concerning to me because based on the look, the name, and what I assume to be the main ingredient...uh huh, they all say REFRIGERATOR to me. Speaking of which, what is the main ingredient on this thing? Hold please.

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Water? Ewww.  They put water in this!? That\\u2019s already gross. This should be real interesting. Mmmm. Ok, let\\u2019s go for it!

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Ok, the look is not appealing. It smells good, though. Mmm. Ok. Let\\u2019s see what the taste is. Side note: I almost stuck my finger in here, but I\\u2019m gonna be classy\\u2026I got a spoon.

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Mmm. It tastes good. It is good! Okay! Now, it does have a little kick to it and I\\u2019m not a spice person and this does not say spicy. But, if you are a spicy person, this wouldn\\u2019t bother you. It\\u2019s just like, again, I\\u2019m not a spicy person, but\\u2026umm\\u2026I\\u2019m here for this. Let me try it with a little somethin\\u2019-somethin\\u2019 else extra\\u2026I got a chip. Mmm Hmmm. Yo! Y\\u2019all been holding out on me. This is good! It\\u2019s rich, it\\u2019s creamy, it\\u2019s not watery, and that kick\\u2026that spiciness really sets it off.

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And I bet this could go with a bunch of other stuff, too. That chip I tried it with\\u2026I gotta get another one. Truly one of my favorite chips ever; but it\\u2019s the Tostitos Hint-of-Lime Tortilla Chips. Yo, we got a winner! I\\u2019m here for this; I still feel like it should be refrigerated, though, but that\\u2019s just me.

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And I guess you\\u2019re wondering what it is, so, I will go ahead and tell you as soon as I\\u2019m able to stop eating; which right now I can\\u2019t. So, Tostitos Avocado Salsa. We got a winner! Go out, run out, get you some!

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As you can tell, I can\\u2019t stop eating, so don\\u2019t forget to subscribe to the podcast, so you\\u2019ll get notified for the next sampling of Guess That Taste.

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