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It wasn\'t fair, he thought. It wasn\'t fair that Aziraphale could give him everything he wanted, everything he had hoped and dreamed of and longed for for six thousand years and that Crowley couldn\'t do the same.
\\nNo, not couldn\'t.
\\nWas refused.
\\nAnd Satan, did Crowley hate being refused.
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\\nAziraphale\'s a sadist, Crowley\'s not a masochist, and Crowley comes up with possibly the worst solution for this issue.
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