WHY?

Published: Jan. 8, 2017, 11 a.m.

b'Time to take five and figure out the great "Whys" in life in this podcast. That means different things for different people. For example: A famous astronomer is trying to figure out why something called "Dark Matter" makes up most of the universe. She claims that although it makes up most of the universe, we can\'t see it feel it or taste it...but it\'s definitely there...and without it, all the planets would go whizzing off in different directions. So why can\'t we see it, feel it or taste it? My "Whys" are a little less...cosmic. \\n\\tI wonder for example why, if there is a Mayo Clinic, why isn\'t there a Mustard Clinic. And although it is true that beauty is skin deep, why would you want a beautiful liver? And if a woman farts, why she is embarrassed? Guys aren\'t embarrassed by a fart. Farts to a guy are an endless source of entertainment, male bonding, and self expression. And on the subject of "Whys," how come when a woman uses the word "Fine," it is time for a guy to just shut up, because the conversation is really over. On the other hand, when a woman uses the word, "Nothing" why does it REALLY mean "Something." And why do conversations with a woman that begin with the word "Nothing" often end with the word, "Fine?" And when a woman says, "Go ahead"...why should you not go ahead and do it. A woman\'s "Go ahead," seems to be the mirror image of when a guy says, "Hey...watch this."'