What Would John Lennon Say
b'I am not John Lennon. I cannot any longer say, Give Peace A Chance. I\'ve had it with the guy on the commercial giving me the 800 number, and telling me to "Call Now." Who does he think he is telling me to call now. If he hadn\'t said that I might have called. But not now. Then he goes on to say, "But wait...if I call "Right Now"without even taking the time to change my underwear or check my email for sexy Russian brides, he\'ll throw in an extra bonus...the state of Nevada...or some such nonsense."'