Valentine's Day

Published: Feb. 13, 2011, noon

b'Big Louie, his own bad self, The Chief Mustard Cutter of the Louie-Louie Generation, always says, "You\'re never too old to make out as long as you have any moving parts left." The Pimple People don\'t understand that. They would pop their piercings if they had any idea how nicely Louie-Louie Generation Lads and Ladies can still move our remaining movable parts. They also don\'t understand aural sex. Words.Warm, wonderful, words.'