Too Sexy For Studies
b'No, no, no, no. I do not believe this report from Harvard University. I\'m trying hard not to fall out of my big, manly, black leather poppa chair while I\'m laughing from reading this thing. This report says "Posting views on Facebook and other social media sites delivers a powerful reward to the brain similar to the pleasure from food and sex." No, no, no guys...that may be true...but only if you have food and sex while you\'re wearing your fully buttoned up, tight fitting white lab coat. \\n\\tThere is something wrong with that study. And there are all kinds of studies like that these days. Dr. Gay Guzinski, M.D. of the American College of Obstetricians published a study just now that says, "Women who are multi orgasmic can and do remain so for their entire lives." So how does he know that? The only way he would know that for sure is if he spends way too many nights working late with his intern whose name is Desiree. It\'s all in the name of science...of course. \\n\\tDoctors, doctors, doctors...un-button your tight fitting white lab coats and try the experiment again following Dr. Guzinski\'s lead. I think you will find that when you have wandered into a ladies\' erogenous zone, she will often smile, purr, and writhe all at once. And I guarantee you\'ll notice that. Some ladies even say something in a romance language...something like "WHOOPIE."'