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b'Whilst sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room I just saw a startling statistic. By the way how do you like that fast use of the word whilst? I haven\'t whilst-ed anybody in a long time. It feels good. But back to the statistic. 38% of New Year\'s resolutions have to do with losing weight... which can be translated to losing fat. If that was your New Year\'s resolution STOP. WAIT. THINK. \\n\\tRemember what Big Louie says in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. He says, "Fat is lost first from areas of high desirability." You want fat in some areas. Especially ladies. Think Dolly Parton. We saw Dolly Parton shortly after the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" a few years ago. She bounced out on stage and said, "Don\'t worry. I won\'t have a wardrobe malfunction. If I did, I\'d wipe out the first four rows." Gotta think before you make important resolutions.'