The Point Of Peek-a-Boo

Published: Sept. 8, 2013, noon

b"I like my life. I try to understand what's going on in it. But sometimes I get confused. For example, you play hooky, and they suspend you from school. You need to relax, so you go for a ride on a roller coaster. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. But a dog is a guy's best friend. So many single women are always saying all the good men are taken, but so many wives are always complaining about their husbands. Stuff like that just doesn't make sense. As I explained in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot (available at Amazon dot com) I like stuff to make sense in my life. I'm not fond of confusion."