The Lady By The Window
b'My Lady Wonder Wench and I were at the diner today, and as usual we were kidding around with our waitress...I refuse to say waitperson. There is no gender confusion going on here, Stacey is definitely a pretty young woman. \\n\\tAs I have explained in my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, I like waitresses and I have a lot of respect for what they do. It\'s a tough job, and whenever we can, my Lady and I like to try to give Stacey and the other waitresses we know a little chuckle to take their minds off their aching feet. \\n\\tStacy likes to give as good as she gets. So as I was explaining to her that I like a little rice pudding under my pile of whipped cream, she gave me one of those looks that said, "From hunk to hulk in one whipped cream moment." So I quickly explained that I\'m not really getting fat, I\'m simply developing a protective covering for my rock hard abs.'