The Lady By The Window
My Lady Wonder Wench and I were at the diner today, and as usual we were kidding around with our waitress...I refuse to say waitperson. There is no gender confusion going on here, Stacey is definitely a pretty young woman. \n\tAs I have explained in my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, I like waitresses and I have a lot of respect for what they do. It's a tough job, and whenever we can, my Lady and I like to try to give Stacey and the other waitresses we know a little chuckle to take their minds off their aching feet. \n\tStacy likes to give as good as she gets. So as I was explaining to her that I like a little rice pudding under my pile of whipped cream, she gave me one of those looks that said, "From hunk to hulk in one whipped cream moment." So I quickly explained that I'm not really getting fat, I'm simply developing a protective covering for my rock hard abs.