The Hark Lark
b'I tried to get you to do this last year with little success. Big Louie always says, "You can never tell when something wonderful is going to happen," so maybe I\'ll have better luck this year. Also, Pick A Person for Christmas is in here, and maybe the funniest Christmas story I\'ve ever heard. It was such a belly laugher that for the first time in my life, I simply couldn\'t finish it.'