The Funny Phone Fella
b'I just re-recorded the outgoing message on our phone machine. Louie-Louie Generation guys like to think of ourselves as funny phone fellows. Our prostate challenged partners sometimes call us other names. They simply do not understand why we love weird outgoing phone machine messages. \\nMost Louie-Louie ladies are perfectly content to use the pre recorded message that came with the machine...or they just say "You\'ve reached the Smith residence. Please leave your name and phone number and we\'ll get back to you as soon as we can." We, on the other hand, savor the opportunity. We have somebody by the ear, and they can\'t get away until we hit our punch line. Our outgoing phone message is our version of Jay Leno\'s monologue.'