Testosterone Terror
b'CXY is a brand new, and very important understanding about life. It\'s a soft "C" by the way. Soft "C"-"X" "Y". I\'ll tell you what I mean. \\n\\tI try hard to understand life. I was sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair watching TV, and a totally confusing commercial popped up. I am easily confused by some commercials, although I do commercials for a living. One commercial that confuses me is the one that\'s supposed to help some guy by the name of Ed. That\'s his name. ED. He has a girl friend by the name of Alice. In this commercial, Ed goes to see Alice, hoping for an evening of romance, but Ed has some kind of problem, and so Ed and Alice spend the rest of the evening in separate bath tubs. As I will explain, his problem has to do with his soft "C" "X" & "Y".'