Some Whys Guys
b'I think life is too short to spend so much time arguing with strangers on the internet about politics. That\'s stuff that we can\'t really change...once voting day is over. And speaking about politics, have you noticed that almost every politician says, "We need to come together." The way we argue about political questions if we all came together it would be a disastrous collision. We\'d all need football helmets. The dust would never stop flying. I think there are so many questions that are much more interesting than political stuff. For example, Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Go too fast, for too long on a Hawaiian interstate highway and you\'ll be going for a swim. Why can\'t a woman put on mascara with her mouth closed? They can\'t seem to do that. And think about how do bankruptsy lawyers get paid? And here\'s one that cuts some mustard...why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, but their buns come in packs of 8?'