Sizzle
b'For most of last night my house was making noises. I heard the first one while I was sitting in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in the living room reading Billy Crystal\'s new book. It\'s a good book by the way. Proud Podcast Participant Carole M said "get it", so I did. She has a way of saying things in a very convincing fashion. I should ask Carole to send all of you Emails telling you to get my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. Amazon would go nuts trying to keep up with the orders.\\n\\tBut back to the noises. They\'re not big bangy things. Just little tick tock things, and they seemed to be coming from all kinds of different directions. I heard another one just a little while ago and I was thinking maybe I could record one, and one of you would be able to tell me what it is. They\'re just little tick-tock sounds, but they got kind of spooky last night. I was just sitting there reading and my Lady Wonder Wench said..."Somebody is throwing things at our front door." I heard those little ticks, but I wasn\'t paying much attention. But that comment got my attention.'