Simple Is Good
b'Simple is good. Big Louie has come up with a simple answer to which side we should back in the middle-east. He says, "We should sell guns, rockets, tanks, jet fighters and nuclear bombs only to factions that promise to use them for peaceful purposes." Big Louie has such a way of explaining life\'s big questions simply and accurately. \\n\\tFor example, here\'s Big Louie\'s Ten Tips for what Eternity feels like: \\n\\t#10 - Waiting for the stoplight to change when you\'ve spotted a parking spot right across the intersection. \\n\\t#9- The second hour of a Monopoly game. \\n\\t#8- House breaking a new puppy. \\n\\t#7- Looking for a freeway exit when you realize you\'re going in the wrong direction. \\n\\t#6 - Keeping a smile on your face waiting for the shutter to click. \\n\\t#5- Waiting for a tow truck to show up. \\n\\t#4- Listening for the sound of a key in the lock at 2 AM. \\n\\t#3- Waiting for the results of a pregnancy test. \\n\\t#2- 20 minutes of aerobic exercise. \\n\\t#1- Trying to find a six cents error in your checking account. \\n\\tAll simple insights into how eternity feels courtesy of Big Louie. To find out more of what Big Louie says, check out my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. (available at Amazon.com)'