She's So Fine
b'I have been fined once too often and I\'m going to sit here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room and complain to you about it. My Lady Wonder Wench came back from the supermarket today, looking totally exhausted and upset. I said, "Are you ok?" And she said, "I\'m fine." No. She wasn\'t fine. I have seen her when she is fine, and she doesn\'t look like that when she\'s fine. She looks so very fine when she is fine. \\n\\tWhat is it with that "fine line." It\'s like we\'ve taken the words, "Hi, how are you? I\'m fine" and turned it into one word. "HihowareyouI\'mfine." The person asking you how you are doesn\'t really want to know 90% of the time, and you\'re not fine 89% of the time. Why don\'t we say what we really mean? Hi, what\'s your problem. I feel like throwing up.'