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b'This is about...SEX.\\n\\tWow. Is it easy to get your attention. Three of you instantly signed up for whatever we\'re going to do, Howard Stern\'s producer called, and the president of the politically correct forces for good in the community immediately posted a red alert requesting volunteers to stage a protest. \\n\\tCalm down folks. We have some great sex news from the smart guys in the white lab coats at Duke University. They explained things clinically, like they always do, but we\'ll translate it into Louie Louie language. I don\'t know why they get so complicated. It\'s like if they wanted to explain that they were out eating lunch, they\'d put up a little sign saying, "We have temporarily vacated these coordinates to engage in caloric nutritional mastication and enzyme secretion."'