Seeing Through Windows Ten
b'Thanks for dropping in on my podcast, glad to have you here. I\'m sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, and I\'m watching my laptop un-zipping stuff as it\'s changing into an operating system that Microsoft says I\'ll find a little more comfortable... Windows 10...and it looks like my laptop doesn\'t want me to watch it un-zip and change. The screen says something to the effect of, "This will take a while. You don\'t have to watch. I\'ll let you know when we\'re finished. And for God\'s sake don\'t touch anything on the keyboard." What the hell is it doing in there that I\'m not supposed to see? It\'s like enjoying watching the girl in the house across the street change into something more comfortable, until she pulls down her shade. She\'s obviously not into letting me to touch anything either. And I don\'t especially like the implication that there\'s no sense watching something I wouldn\'t understand. That\'s just plain nasty. Big Louie, the star of my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot always says, "TV may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."'