Scratching My Head
b'I\'m sitting here in my big, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, scratching my head again. Those of us who are guys in long term relationships with someone who is estrogen enriched and has a high voice and confusing ways will understand. Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end it\'s best to ignore almost all the endlessly depressing small print and just click "I agree." \\n\\tWhen you sense something has gone wrong in your relationship because you notice she is throwing your clothes out the window, and you innocently ask "what\'s wrong", she will often say..."nothing." So now we can understand that when a woman says "nothing" she sometimes means plenty of something. Women tend to react that way after you\'ve told too many fart jokes at a party...or when you notice an extremely attractive and very silicone enhanced person slowly undulating down the street, and you mention how much fun it would be if breast implants came with little squeaky toys inside...better lock your windows if you do that.'