Richard's Bra
b'I just got an email that knocked me right out of my big, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room. It said, quote, "Richard, why are you wearing your mother\'s bra?" My head went zap...and flashed me the most bizarre picture I have ever seen. Perhaps flashed isn\'t the proper word here. The email went on to say that I must modernize my bra, with a seamless microfiber pullover model that features a ribbed band that eliminates rolls, wires and adjusting straps. And for God\'s sake...I shouldn\'t wear an old fashioned bra that hooks in the back or front. When my eyes stopped rotating long enough for me to regain conscious thought, I couldn\'t help wondering where the hell does this thing does hook.'