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b'This podcast is about an early morning adventure. My Lady Wonder Wench and I just got back from Shaw\'s...our favorite breakfast diner here in Dracut, Massachusetts. I like lots of things, but I always seem to have one favorite. My Lady always orders eggs... over easy. I\'m not exactly sure what over easy means. But eggs for breakfast always reminds me of a guy I know, who has what he claims is a dynamite opening pick up line about eggs. He says he goes over to the prettiest young lady at the singles bar and says, "How would you like your eggs for breakfast tomorrow morning, my dear"? Gotta add my dear to a question like that. That makes it sound so delightfully sleazy. "How would you like your eggs for breakfast tomorrow morning, my dear"? I\'ve warned him that eventually he\'s going to ask a Louie Louie Generation lady with a really snappy answer. Something like "I\'ll keep my eggs still un-fertilized tomorrow morning thank you."'