National Simple Week
b'This podcast is about National Simple Week...no kidding. The guys who thought it up were...guys. Guys are simple. Women are complicated. Give a guy a roof over his head, enough to eat, and good sex, and he\'s happy. Women also need a roof over their heads, and enough to eat. But the roof overhead should be part of a mansion, complete with a handsome butler and a very hard working maid. \\n\\tWomen also need lots of shoes, stylish jeans, the proper makeup, some diamonds, a relationship with a guy who\'s a good dancer, has a nice car, and has something that\'s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives her crazy...no...that\'s a description of hundred dollar bills. \\n\\tWhen she says, "We need" it means "I Want", when she says, "Do what you want" she means "You\'ll pay for this later." When she says, "Do you love me", she means she wants something really expensive. When she says, "How MUCH do you love me" she means "I did something today you proably won\'t like."If she says, "Can\'t we just be friends" she means "There\'s no way I\'m going to let any part of my body touch any part of your body me again." When she says, "It\'s not you it\'s me", she means "It\'s you." When she says "Yes" it sometimes means "No". When she says "Maybe", it means no. When she says "No", that DEFINITELY means "No." In the beginng, the bible says God made the earth and rested. Then God made man and rested. Then God made woman and I think since then neither God nor man, has rested. That\'s why we need National Simple Week.'