My Lust Lion
b'I am once again sitting here in my big, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, and let me tell you it\'s a lot more comfortable than the seat at gate D15 at Philadelphia airport where I was stuck a few weeks ago because of another cancelled flight. I told you a few podcasts back that the airlines are screaming for pilots because 96% of American pilots are guys, and in the last 30 years, young guys have had a 52% drop in testosterone which as you know is a key ingredient in being a guy. And although women don\'t have much testosterone, they have mostly estrogen which seems plentiful enough, but they aren\'t stepping up to fill the gap. They\'re not becoming pilots. And that\'s a major reason the airlines keep cancelling flights. Not enough pilots. \\n\\tLots of people are making sex pretty complicated these days, and God bless them too. But not me. I like the simple fact that I\'m one sex and my Lady Wonder Wench is the other. I\'m a simple guy. I\'m a simple guy but I have some complicated parts. I also explained a few podcasts ago about my lower reptilian brain. Everybody has a lower reptilian brain, including you. Even if you\'re a woman. That\'s one of the very few things I know about women. They have a lower reptilian brain just like guys do. \\n\\tScientists say your lower reptilian brain is part of your limbic system. I like to think of mine as kind of a friendly little wee beastie. I call my wee beastie lower reptilian brain Rumplestilskin Pharfenugen. Pharf for short. In case you slept through brain surgery class, your lower reptilian brain is responsible for some of the biggest troubles you get into. Instead of being just a wee beastie, your lower reptilian brain sometimes becomes a WHEE Beastie. That\'s when you hear guys saying things like, "Watch this". And "Bring it\\u2026let\'s see what you\'ve got\\u2026bring it" to the biggest guy in the bar. And "Hello my dear. Your place or mine?"'