Making Something Wonderful (For Valentine's Day)
b'I like ladies. I have always liked ladies. When I was a kid, and the other guys were throwing snowballs at the girls, I always threw snowballs at the guys who were throwing the snowballs at the girls. As I said, I have always liked ladies. So does my buddy Big Louie. As I have explained in my book, Staying Happy Healthy and Hot, I am the spokesman for his brand new Louie Louie generation here on earth. Last year Big Louie and I ran a survey of how most guys deal with Valentine\'s day. The results were really nasty. Almost all the Dreary Drone guys said, "I\'m too old to worry about that kind of thing." And almost all the Pimple People guys said, "It isn\'t Kool." And we have some breaking news from the Pimple People from Proud Podcast Person Betsy K. She sent me a list of a just published Pimple Person list that claims to be the "New Man Rules." And I think it explains a lot. It\'s in this podcast.'