Louie Lad Shoulder Slam
b'I\'m sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room enjoying an injury that I have suffered at the hands of my Lady Wonder Wench. Actually the injury was caused by the fist of my Lady Wonder Wench. Her left fist. \\n\\tI have come to call this frequently inflicted injury, the "Louie Lad Shoulder Slam." I have noticed that it\'s an injury that many of my fellow Louie Louie generation guys seem to enjoy frequently. It can happen any time a Louie Louie lady\'s fist is near her Louie Lad\'s shoulder, and he\'s making wise cracks. But it seems to happen most frequently when he\'s driving their car.'