Keep Shining 55+
b'I saw a sign today that almost dis-connected my batteries. It said, "Senior Living - 55 +". Do they mean in dog years? My pimples were just clearing up when I was 55+. I\'ve seen the sign before, but today for some reason I got this mental picture of a place called Senior Living. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. The guys who live there all have girlfriends who take their breath away...because they\'re all inflatable. And the candles on the birthday cakes are a serious cause of global warming. I don\'t know if you remember, but President George Bush the first visited a Senior Living place once. He went to the community room, and he walked up to one lady and introduced himself. He said, "Hello madam. My name is George Bush. Do you know who I am?" And she supposedly said, "No dear, I don\'t know who you are, but if you ask over there at the desk they\'ll probably be able to tell you."'