I Got Mooned
b'I got mooned the other night. It was cloudy, chilly and dreary out. And in the house, there was screaming about waving the white flag of surrender all over the TV news...so I turned it off. The quiet was sounding just fine. Then all of a sudden, a brilliant full moon burst out of a break in the clouds, and poured into the skylight over my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in our living room. It actually startled my Lady Wonder Wench. She was sitting across the room from me on the couch. I think she felt that cool moonlight touch her soft, lovely face...she made a very quiet sound...and smiled.'