Handprints on the Floor

Published: Jan. 20, 2008, noon

b'I have a soft living room carpet, because I like to walk around in bare feet...which leaves footprints. I do my daily pushups on the carpet, which leaves handprints. My Lady Wonder Wench always smooths them away when we have company. She says "People think we\'re kinky enough." This is the story of how those hand prints made a 25 year old body with the mind of a four year old.'