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b'Big Louie, his own bad self, always says, "This is a hit and miss life. There\'s nothing in between." And as almost always, he\'s right. Brian Williams, on the other hand, keeps reporting on TV, that there are near misses all over the place...in the air and in politics...everywhere. And he\'s wrong. There are no near misses. \\n\\tThink about it. If I look out the windscreen of my little four seat airplane, and it is completely full of the business end of a 747\'s right inboard jet engine...I hope we have a complete miss...not a near miss. If we have a near miss, the airline captain and I are going to very quickly become much more intimate than either one of us want to think about. And the same principle applies to women. \\n\\tBecause I am a Louie-Louie Generation Gentleman, I still call a very young woman..."Miss." I think miss is an appropriate and descriptive term for a young woman who has probably been hit on by plenty of Pimple People guys...but so far they have all missed. I think that\'s where we got the term "miss."'