Baby New Year
b'I am sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room, just hoping I\'m not disturbing you. Because I have just realized why the two weeks during which most babies are born in America are the last week of August, and the first week of September. That has to be the answer to the eternal question, "What are you doing New Year\'s, New Year\'s eve." So as I said...I hope I\'m not disturbing you. Actually, as Big Louie, the Chief Mustard Cutter of the Louie Louie Generation always says, "If you still have some moving parts left...move \'em."'